After Ever After 3 - DISNEY PARODY


Oh hi! iTunes link if you wanna bug your fam in the car: />And spotify for you darn millennials: /> look />read />like />buy /> Thanks Ed Boyer for mixing, and Corbin Sterling for additional mixing. Lots of mixing haha. And thanks Luis, Isaac, and Reid for being very supportive friends. And thanks Lindsey for patting me on my little back! :] LYRICS [Intro] If you've ever wondered why Disney tales all end in lies Here's what happened after all their dreams came true... [Verse 1 - Simba] Was gonna be a mighty king, Mufasa's famous heir Well, your little mane's been lion-tamed By beasts who don't fight fair I've turned into the main event for soldiers big and small And now I dread my severed head might end up on your wall Let me help this African economy Oh, my species is going extinct Everywhere you look, death Taking shots at my pride Thanks for that petition to stop a straight up genocide Scope set Rafiki's brains are not a cure for AIDS Now ebonies need ivory for pay I don't think Hamlet ended up this way Oh, my species is going extinct Oh, my species is go- [Verse 2 - Peter Pan] Every time I fly to town I grow up when I come down Now I've been stuck at age sixteen For eighty years of puberty In unforgiving tights (He's upright, he's upright, he's upright) We're following his leader, his leader, his leader We're following his leader Wherever he may bone Tee dum, tee dee My teedle-dee's out to play It's one for all The mermaids are wet for days This engine's revved There's only one booty for me Just a teedle ee rump A teedle ee hump tee day Think of the fappiest thoughts I'm a happy little thot (Okay) Wendy is my special gal She's like ninety I'm down The dentures never bite (He's upright, he's upright, he's upright) Hope he's bi He's upright [Verse 3 - Hercules] Save my soul Herc was on a roll Now every god and goddess here is begging to atone Replaced by intelligent design The new guy's rolling by and turning water into wine The Romans are chanting "Christo, Christo" He's a godsend bigger than Nero Out with the old, in with the Jew Hero to Christo God's honest truth Hero to Christo Hey Herc, you're screwed The Jesus freak is super weak I'm so divine You see I came inside a virgin's bod So have I I threw him in the Colosseum A lion a la carte Three days went by he zombified And rose up in search of hearts [Verse 4 - Aladdin] I'm a prisoner of war ISIS blew up my city They're throwing me off a building 'Cause they think that I like guys A holy war An old fantastical point of view Carpet was burned alive, streamed nationwide I can't go back to where I used to thieve Every turn suicide A hundred thousand children plead The toppling of Agrabah with Sharia law Stop this holy war before we're through (a holy war) Unholy war (that's where we'll be) Just refugees (send helping hands) Instead of bans for you and me [Outro] The lions are gone Hair on my junk Jesus is a hunk Screw Trump!



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Dizney
my wig is snatched. my depression is cured. my skin is cleared. my grades have gone back up.
Eliza Schuyler
Ok I have an idea: After Ever After 4 Alice in Wonderland- about drugs Snow White/Sleeping Beauty- about rape Coco- about family separation at the boarder Tangled- about abuse in the home Pinocchio- about kidnapping and/or child molestation ALSO I SAW ANOTHER COMMENT WITH GREAT IDEAS: Brave- The war of Scottish independence Tarzan- about deforestation Edit: WOWOW I DID NOT EXPECT ALL THESE LIKES (and thanks for all the love given to my profile pic lolol thanks guys!!)
Se Kirk
Each time I think ‘no way he can top the last one’ but here you go
Azy Draws
According to Jasmin in the other video, Aladdin was taken by the CIA. But now isis has him. So really, Aladdin’s life is the most fucked up.
Luke Games
2:37 When lil jon gets on the track XD
Katie
see you next year Jon!
Drink Me Im BLEACH
Hate to be that one person, but Do you know how long writing lyrics takes? Not to mention those amazing cards! Editing, singing, beatboxing, The one person acapella is an art! It takes a lot of time and effort. I do hope to see Merida and Snow White though. *Shout out to Jon Cozart!* And his amazing videos. We love ya!
darkspyro77
Christ: “I came inside a virgin’s bod” Herc: “So have I” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Lol, I just got it, I’m going to hell aren’t I?
LifeCould- B -Beautiful
Can’t wait for “After Ever After 4” in 2058!
Soulless Husk
5:01 Lions are gone . . . HAIR ON MY JUNK . . . *JESUS IS A HUNK* *S C R E W T R U M P*
Efe Burak
He finally remembered the channel's password... ♥
Katiee Luv
I officially cannot remember ANY of the original songs.. I'm in Theatre and I'm playing Ariel from The Little Mermaid and I CANNOT remember the original lyrics... My teacher cracked up when I CONFIDENTLY sung his version instead of the original.
Sophie P
"I'm a happy little thot." me: lmao me "hope he's bi!" me again: dAmN
Sydney The Meif'wa
1: Alice in wonderland-drugs 2: Snow White-poisoned 3: Rapunzel-being kidnapped/trapped in tower 4: Aurora-raped
Lana Rio
At least we found out what happened to Aladdin...
Izzy
*And the wild Jon goes back into his hibernation state for another year.*
Dragon Rider #1
The intro for Hercules was my Favorite 2:51
Starlight_Feather
**looks it up** The African lion is now considered a vulnerable species. 😢
Psycho Fangirl_04
0:18 - Simba 1:38 - Peter Pan 2:53 - Hercules (MY FAV OUT OF ALL OF THESE) 3:52 - Aladdin Welcome 💖
Sophia is not ok
The perfect ending to any video: "Screw Trump"
63tbird
Life is complete I can sleep now My skin is clear My crops are plentiful And my ears are blessed
Director Martinez
3:56 THOSE HIGH NOTES UGHHH👌🏽👌🏽😫😫😂😂
Nicole
I keep watching for 2:35 that part goes hard as hell
Andrew Zies
I started singing this in social studies and everyone looked at me like I was a monster
ConLan
ideas for part 4 Tarzan: Forests being cut down Moana: USA buying and taking over Hawaii or Polynesian genocide during World War 2 Brave: War between Britain and Scotland Bambi:hunting Coco:deportation or family separation
timid elle
WHAT THE HECK YOU'RE *B A C K*
Cookie_Bella_ GS
Anyone one else think Aladdin’s was better than Jasmines?
UnicornCatMagic15 Dabbington
His facial expressions in all of these are great 😂
TheWalkingBritt
So peter Pan experiences infinite puberty huh
The Batman
Rafiki's brains are not a cure for aids, the Elephant Graveyard's getting bigger by the days
Dana Yi
Each one just gets better and better. And I'll be here in 2025 for After Ever After 4!!
Gamikane
The "a hundred thousand children plead" part is so awesome it makes me shiver
MythicalMino AJ
Peter Pan got the worst Even though Simba died. And Aladdin is about to die. And Hercules is not getting as much attention as Jesus. I would just kill myself if I had to go through puberty for the rest of my life
Trilinkin Xeno
3:55 Damn he hit that note perfectly
Yellow Pearl
That. Was. Awesome. I cant wait till the next one, in about 5 years.😭 . When that finally does come, I like the idea of Naveen and segregation.
Niamh C
A day I never thought would come
Malaina Culbertson
You should do Percy Jackson in 99 seconds
Noah E.
I’ve watched this an unhealthy amount of times
Eevee Lover99
I have to be honest 😅😀 Edit:you should audition if they ever have a live action Hercules
Charitee Pittard
with each one you can see the improvement on recording and other stuff your doing amazing!!!!
gordon ram ram
These 5 minute videos have so much effort put into them
RMJRyanosawus
That melody for Hercules was amazing!
Esther Syvanen
Oh my God the Hercules one 😂😂😂
marinara sauce
“you see, i came inside a virgin’s bod” _“sO HAVE I.”_
Vaishnovi Rajan
Anyone notice its not princesses this time?
Brent Dreher
He's back! Hunting, genocide, racism, puberty, religion.....is any topic safe? No.
Lachlan Steele
can you make a 4th one with villains pls
Morgane Mariel
"Screw Trump" ... I loooved it ! He's so talented ... well done !
m0thwings
honestly my favourite so far! peter pans song gets in my head. it's. awkward..
ListenToThe MUSE-IC
Jon Cozart has that special sort of look about him where he could play Prince Charming or the villain and still fit the role visually.
Audra Welsh
I can tell you’ve been working on music while you’ve been gone, it might just be me but your harmonies sound a lot better and more complex or something
Dylan Chung
THIS IS WHAT EVERYONE HAS WAITED FOR YES FINALLY
Alyssa 111
What I love most about him (besides his amazing voice) is the fact that he's not politically correct and he will go for it. I'm a Trump supporter, but that ending was legit tho!! I love that he can make an amazing video like this and just sing how he percieves these character's lives in a comedic way and I hope he keeps making more!
Abi
0:49 the high pitched bit in the background makes me laugh every time
Xandra C.
He and Roomie should meet. Just sayin
Zant
Oh boy we're moving from princesses to princes now, I'm hyped af
orchestrian life
I swear he should’ve been on glee I’m sad he didn’t get a part in it he would’ve been great
JK Q.
man, these disney characters have some serious karma...
TheGirlInTheMirror
Pause at 1:37 all of the faces are amazing.
ALEXANDRIA SERGENT
You're really good at singing! Also, this may sound really dark and cryptic, but I like the Lion King one the best. Peter Pan's was hilarious though, and matched every 16yo boy ever. XD
Doctor Disney
HOW IS THIS NOT TRENDING
Philip Sullivan
holy shit. this video is both amazing and ruining my childhood
StargazerZ
Hercules was pure genius ❤️❤️❤️
Trincy Walker
Love these Ever After songs they sound so true to what really might happen. Please keep up going they are so fun to shock friends and family with. I make them guess what will happen then watch . Plus I listen to them once every 2 weeks or so cause they are fun.
NotATurkey
Have these gotten darker or has it just been a while
TXejas19 TXejas19
You get darker and more technically complex each installment
Some Random Yuri
FOR THE LONGEST TIME I THOUGHT THE HUNTER IN SIMBA'S SONG WAS SAYING "LET ME HELP THIS AFRICAN CANNABY" AND HE SAID ECONOMY. I sing this with my friends and I confidently sang cannaby oh my god i'm an idiot
Mewlyn
Trump is not the problem. Change policies (that have been around for decades) rather than blame someone holding presidential office for two years You sound very ignorant in doing so.
Carstenx133
By far the best part Pirate- “OKAY” 😂 2.37
Georgia Productions
I love how you did Disney boy characters this time! switching it up a bit! I was smiling and dancing in my chair the whole way through. omg AMAZING JON
Kiwi The Dino Productions
2:32 (That beat drop though)
Samuel Jeans
I DONT THINK HAMLET ENDED UP THIS WAYYYYY
Tiffany Ezzy
Can we find out what actually happens after high school musical peeps graduate?? I actually want to know
Karolina Wojdyla
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Bxby Zain
"The mermaids are wet for days" IM ACTUALLY SCREAMING.
Chelsea Corr
The Table of Contents 0:00 start 0:19 Simba 1:38 Peter Pan 2:32 Hercules 3:53 Aladdin 5:07 SCREW TRUUUMP!!!
20gamergirl02
How do you come up with all the lyrics and harmonies? Like it’s so well put together
Tara Loves Dogs
You have an amazing talent! You should make one to High School Musical
WHAT REALLY?
I'm in love with the Acapella transition from Peter Pan to Hercules
Cody Whitlock
Omg I never thought there would be a 3rd one 😱😱 I’m soo happy!!
Kameron Grant
I thought that my humor would have grown past finding this funny, but... I lost my shit at “I’m a prisoner of war”
Candy Wolfi
Love it but I have a sure random question......anyone remember harry potter in 99 secs bc I listen to it everyday lol
MarioMario0321
I was at Disney World when this was uploaded 🤔 so ironic 😂
Megan Kosmach
After ever after 4: Moana Snow White Alice in wonderland Up
Pastel Cobra
I HAVE NEVER CLICKED A VIDEO FASTER!!!! I love these...despite the fact that they ruin my childhood haha.
cute kat
Mabye you could do one for villains............. please
The Hello Fellow
The myth.... the legend.... THE AWESOME JON COZART!!!
Teacher Rin
I have watched this so many times 😂 keep it up!! 🤗
larsange askla
Just One word Respekt...
De Sister Show
OH MY GOD. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A YEAR THERES A VIDEO ON THIS CHANNEL!!!!!!!
Pandora Days
Actually Hamlet kinda did end up that way with only one main character left at the end of the the play.😕
Julia Kokot
Your songs remind me of pentatonix
Thomas Sanders
im CLEARLEY DYING coz i remember watching 1&2
Mackenzie MK
Okay, I saw this one and I clicked faster than I've ever clicked before. You're so talented! I cannot wait for the next one in 2032!
Cindy S
Paint is like an eclipse, only shows up every once in a while
Nikita Burroughs
3:35 i love the way he says " so have i " 😊😊😁
Aliza Harfi
Wa just amazing, that’s so funny and your voice is amazing
Billy Urena
Can't wait till after ever after 796
Penguin Pup
I saw this and choked on my water
AMETHYSTONYX
Nothing will top this for the rest of year see you within the next two years peoples